Happy Sassy Birthday

Happy, Happy Birthday Candace Dear.
We want to wish you joy and happiness on this the day of your 22nd year
A sassy young sassafrass, that's what you are.
With your gleaming white smile and sassiness you're sure to go far.

A sassy new do,
A gleaming white smile too.
You're arm-pumping, back talkin' suga-momma
In a white sparkling mouth, you.

But 'nough 'bout da hair.
How 'bout dem teeph?
Double Sassy! Double Sassy!
You cannot be beat. You're an extraordinaire.

Photographer, snappy dragon.
Sassy, snappy, snappy sassy.
With shiney, pearly bling to boot.
Giddy---yap, giddy--yap!
You're the best. So its to you we hoot....
"Happy Sassy Birthday Candace Dear.
May this day be the best day of the whole entire year."

We love you!